As a PhD in bathing with a focus on showering, here’s some takeaways I’ve discovered over the years of intense study and research I’ve done.
1)All people stink. It’s not just you.
2)You must keep your soap clean. Or it’ll just make you more dirty. WASH THAT SOAP!
3)Golden Showers are not leprechaun bathing rituals.
4)Letting a soft breeze sensually caress your body is not an acceptable substitute for a good soak.
5)Dong cheese, nut butter, and ass crackles are tough nuggets to crack but they can be defeated. Y’ALL GOTTA SCRUB THEM GONADS, BOYZ!