Friendship sandwich w/ a side of fries

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Gravy dripped down his body like he was a sexy, steaming pile of mashed potatoes. It was around then that the government made it a felony to use the bathroom. That “NO TURDING” law sure was a game-changer. I’ve never felt so safe and sexually beige in my life. Thank you, society. Let’s eat.

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