Let’s all meet the Mule-man. He’s the face of the future, Ladies. Because he works so hard. His mind is a razor. His tongue is a lazer. His body is smooth and his cheeks are coated in thick coarse hair. His braying is the song that Jesus likes to sing. And he sticks to his convictions. This guy is the guy. He’s a man. He’s a mule. He’s a SEXUAL DYNAMO!