The legend of Jeremiah Stinkfoot

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There was a time, pretty long ago but not so long ago that it was like super long ago, you know, like it was pretty long ago, a decent period, let’s say, like, pretty long, but not, well, not like pretty long but decent long, if you can picture that, maybe visualize it was like someone’s lawn, so then it would be like a decent sized back yard but not so long ago that you’d include the deck in there, in the metaphor. Anyways, it was when it was and that was when men had some real bad feet going on, you know, like bad bad bad feet, like if you could re-visualize the lawn thing but replacing foot odour and toe cheese for time then it would be like this sprawling estate with manicured bushes and plenty of space to play ultimate or croquet or lawn darts. It was that bad.

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