Statement of Ultimate Facts 2018

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My name is Chef Pierre and I’m my favourite guy I love the food I make in my restaurant I love my food it is the most tasty taste and when it’s in my mouth I’m my favourite guy and when midnight comes my name is Chad Peters and I make the sex like a flesh monsoon and my best sex move is The Snake In The Pantry and I do it smooth it feels like slippery love and my other name is Sombrero Jones and in the morning light I sing the song of freedom it sounds the sound of a million birds all whistling proud the accomplishments of their children in various activities and it makes me feel like my favourite guy¬†who is me because I’m that guy and I do my best everyday. Peace out y’all.

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PHONEZONE (into the communicators[beyond the future realm])

nokia-7600

dial it up
what is the number
now it is ringing
the dial tone’s bringing
me
to a magical place
phonezone
voicemail’s of mystery
phonezone
punch in the zone code
phonezone
what is the number
the signal is busy
the connection is whizzing
me
to a mystical place
phonezone
operator assist me
phonezone
electrical whizzwhee
rotary dialing
touchtone compiling
stay on the line
while the wizard completes you
enter the digits
calling inside you
phonezone