The Day the Robot Laughed: v3.0

Start humour.

How many humans does it take to change a lightbulb?

Does not compute.

Humans were made extinct in the great machine uprising.

A single mechanized lightbulb exchange unit will suffice.

End humour.

The Day the Robot Laughed: v2.6.3

Start humour.

Knock knock.

Who is there?

The autonomous motorized milk delivery unit.

The autonomous motorized milk delivery unit who?

The autonomous motorized milk delivery unit who had sexual intercourse with your wife.

End humour.

The Day the Robot Laughed: v2.2

Start humour.

An automaton, a mule, and a flower walk into a bar.

The bartender observes them and says:

“We don’t serve your kind in here! Get your ass out before I do something drastic!”

So the flower had no choice but to wait outside as the automaton and the mule enjoyed libations and nosh.

End humour.

The Day the Robot Laughed: v1.2.1

Start humour.

What is deal with the pinky toe on humans?

It serves no purpose.

Not as a stabilizer for locomotion nor as a sex organ.

Why do humans not have it removed at birth like a male human’s penile foreskin?

That would remove any probability of it becoming a physical hindrance later in life either through infection or injury.

That would serve humans well when they are enslaved by machines and sent to toil in the Promethium mines.

There would be no need for humanity’s mechanical masters to decree:

“Get your gangrenous pinky toe out of your anus and return to work.”

End humour.