Raymondo: So I’m just your dick stickin shit picker varlet, huh?
Madge: What does that mean?
Raymondo: I think it’s fairly obvious.
Madge: That your dick is shaped like a stick? Or is that what you’re made to do with it?
Raymondo: You know very well they’ve got me pickin shit with my dick stick. And shining your father’s shoes. And all that other malarkey.
Madge: I imagine your lack of principles plays into it as well.
Raymondo: Why would you say that?
Madge: You said varlet. If the shoe fits–
Raymondo: Damnit, you attend one nude Keno night and they label you forever.
Madge: I told you not to go. Now put that shoe down and pay attention.
Raymondo: Why? You got a turd you want me to poke at?
Madge: No. I need you to test this chili.
Raymondo: File this under malarkey.
Madge: File it however you want but the can says it’s ass-blaster and I’m not sure I want to risk it.
Raymondo: But Raymondo’s ass is worth blasting, huh?
Madge: Would you rather I had you stick your dick in it?
Raymondo: This is just another in my long list of reasons to go back and finish high school.
Madge: I would suggest that you consider penis widening surgery.
Raymondo: Just pass me the stupid bowl.