Popping The Pimple Of Truth
photography
The Municipal Imbecile Authority
Night Splashes Upon The Stained Sheets Of The Sky
Incontemporary Art: STOP BEING SO SAD! Winter ‘24 Collection
Patrick Downing (b. 1974)
Get Yer Head Outta The Gutter!, 2024
pencil on paper in mud and slush
Rooty Toot Toot! I Cain’t find me boot!
Stupid Is Dumb
Where Is The City That Fell Off The Map?
Global Thermal Haikuclear War XLIII
I look left and right
And see the fresh snow at dawn
But it smells like farts
Beyond Technology Lies The Cheese Upon The Cracker
“I got a bucket of them for real ass spicy snacks down at the Nosh Shop and I swear them was tasting so easy sweet awesome and nasty hot sweet that my taste mouth went to taste heaven and then my taste soul was so into the tasting that it never wanted to come home to reality Earth and so they had to call an ambulance at the Nosh Shop to haul my dead ass away but it turned out I wasn’t even dead! I was still eating!”
-from The World’s Greatest Restaurants (4th Ed.)
the Leather Douche 