The old-timer was known around most, if not all, the parts for having one of them legendary whatchamathingits that made the ladies swoon and children weep and starry-eyed leather-boys stand up and see God. He was able to coast on his wangsational reputation of his dinkadongadingadang for quite some time. That is, until the internet starting comin’ around. Now, he ain’t that much of dongosity. Turns out he’s just another noodle in the wind.