The old-timer was known around most, if not all parts for having one of them legendary whatchamathingits that made the ladies swoon and children weep and starry-eyed leather-boys stand up and see God. He was able to coast on the wangsational reputation of his dinkadongadingadang for quite some time. That is, until the internet started comin’ around. Now, he ain’t that much in the mythical dongosity department. Turns out he’s just another noodle in the wind.
That’s a tragedy for damn sure. A damn tragedy.
the Leather Douche 