Month: March 2022
Incontemporary Art: George RR Martin x Banksy collab
It really happened. Before it even could. It did.
Check it out.
Incestuous heads are rolling in the streets, metaphorists say.
It’s stone cold irony forged in the fires of magic and satire. Like a sword made out of paint and concrete. But it’s also made of ideas. And sheathed in a rebellious attitude.
Just be careful you don’t cut your nose off in spite of your face and shit.
And then…
Smell the chilly wind, chum, because that is the cold brutal air of sorcerous candor flowing down from the north to say “Hell-fucking-Oh!”
It’s time to pull your finger out, plug your nose, and open your ears, peasant.
Because why, you ask.
Because the mad genius and the other guy are out there dropping allegorical violent and sexual and philosophical cluster truth bombs on the whole urban suburban supra-urban scene, man! It’s wild!
Spring is here and winter is coming and no one who knows anyone knows someone who knows if these cats even exist!
But they must of done it, mustn’t they? For if not them then who?
Who indeed…
It’s nutso bonktifico, baby!
To the max!
Because this dope reality is the real real, you dig? It’s the whole new now, comprendé? It’s right out of the kingdom of reality into the realm of our very own fantasy fully come to life!
Yikes!
Soul Swabbin’ 2: The Last Spiritual Enema
GameJug Magazine says “this activity passes the time pleasantly”
When we put on the goggles
When we put on the gloves
When we boot up the drive
Plug in
Log on
Press “START”
And then that is of course
the first day of the last day of our life
The Sadistic Prosodistic
This
Rhymes
With
Piss
Incontemporary Art: That’s Art with a silent F
Patrick Downing (b. 1974)
Shitting Bricks, 2022
assorted debris and portable toilet
Global Thermal Haikuclear War XLI
Casus belli ache
Why the fuck are we fighting?
Some goof’s making bank
Incontemporary Art: Rockindergarten
Patrick Downing (b. 1974)
Rockindergarten, 2022
digital photograph
the Leather Douche 