Think not, brother, for that might pain ye brain!

©️The Leather Douche

Juice it.

Jack it.

Hack it.

Yeah.

Your brain.

Up the drain.

Down the vein.

Yeah.

Life.

Juice.

Flows.

Away.

When.

You.

Stab it.

Drain it.

Squeeze it.

Out.

So clench it tight.

The mind that is.

Make diamonds.

With the shit in your head.

And don’t let them.

Sell them.

On the open market.

No.

Those gems.

Are yours.

And yours.

Alone.

Black.

Market.

Mind.

Even still.

It is what it is, so.

All offers.

Considered.

Super Mega Important Global Society Factoid Alert!

©️The Leather Douche

Progress, as is well documented by historians and anthropologists and other studious fartwads through the ages, develops slowly and steadily one bowel movement at a time.

Unless, of course, it’s the morning after all you can eat pork and beans night at Madame Dan’s Cookhouse & Booze Barn.

Then we were most likely to see intense periods of explosive progress.

#HighBrowStuff