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Cutting the Umbiblical Cord
The Spirit Of ‘94
When planets are people and people are wind and the wind is just a memory, well, damn if that isn’t going to be a dope time to start a band because the only thing that’s going to save us bags of wind from being blown off into the void is the kick-ass power of rock and roll. Also, ANODYNAMO is a cool name for a rock band. Especially one that is to be tasked with saving our salty souls.
One billion years ago today…
Waltzing Through The Wonders Of The Negative Thunder
“I always considered myself a Capricorndog, if you know what I’m saying.”
“I don’t at all. Capricorndog?”
“It’s a hip new way I invented to say that I’m hip to the new way.”
“What new way is that?”
“Astrology. Stars be blessed.”
“Astrology is not new and only very slightly hip.”
“That’s about to change. Hence, Capricorndog to the rescue.”
“Exactly how long have you been into astrology?”
“Since that exposé on teevee that showed that voodoo was just another pyramid scheme albeit on island time and weed positive but still just as tough on new entrants to get juice—“
“Wait, what? So that’s like—and even—no, first, voodoo aside are you even a Capricorn?”
“Does the Great Reverend Zombie Haile Selassie wear flip-flops?”
“What?”
“Listen to the stars, marie, they’s telling you that this ram here he speaks the truth. The solar system is all of us. Before now and forever. Get into it soul deep and mind high. Let it massage your spiritual intestines with star powered magic medicine energy.”
“My name’s not Marie.”
“Why do you think I didn’t capitalize the em.”
“Can I please just pay for the car wash and leave?”
“Spoken like a true Aquarianiac.”
the Leather Douche 