Licking That Candy Ass
tech
Pazzzta With Meatballzzz and Cheezzz
Life In The Age Of The Electric Things
Space And Time And The Indy 500
Slaughter Them With Laughter
GameJug Magazine says “this activity passes the time pleasantly”
When we put on the goggles
When we put on the gloves
When we boot up the drive
Plug in
Log on
Press “START”
And then that is of course
the first day of the last day of our life
The Day The Robot Laughed: v10.8.3
Begin humour.
A mechanical golf sport ball hitting unit is programmed to carry a spare pair of fabric foot coverings in addition to the pair that it employs to cover its ground locomotion system with as part of its golf sport equipment complement in the event that the mechanical golf sport ball hitting unit gets a hole in one.
End humour.
The Little Old Lazer Company
This year’s company picnic for employees and their families of The Little Old Lazer Company is going to be hosted at the historic Lazy D Mule Farm, home of Dennis “The World’s Stubbornest Mule”. All the fun and fixings you and yours could ever imagine will happen down at the Lazy D.
Come celebrate another successful year bringing high-energy lazer weapons to market around the solar system with us down on the ol’ rancheroo!
And get ready for a MULE-tastic time!
the Leather Douche 