Begin humour.
A dilapidated automaton with a lot of work hours on its chassis enters a libation establishment and rolls itself up to the bar on well-worn treads and the Libation Dispensing Unit presents it with a container of ethanol and the old automaton consumes a portion of it and then beeps, “I was a bridge constructing unit for 20 years and I was never referred to as Bridge-Building-Bot, and then I was re-purposed into a road paving unit for an additional 20 years and I was never signified as a Road-Paving-Bot, but you short circuit and fornicate with one Capra Hircus…
End humour.